R.A.M. News Exclusive
Former President and partially functioning alltimers patient Jimmy Carter will enter Walter Reed Hospital next Wednesday to receive a brain transplant. Mr. Carter, best known for starting the hatred of the United States by Islam-o-facists, will receive the brain of a chimpanzee as the chimp has proven to have twice the IQ of the brain Carter is now using.
Rosalyn Carter offered her brain to be used, but after marrying Jimmy and staying married to him all these years, it is obvious that her brain is abnormal also.
Mr. Carter's only question was, "Will I still be able to play the piano?"
The below link was sent to me by Camojack. My sister's grandsons have now watched it at least a half dozen times. I think it is very cute! Maybe that isn't something a man should admit, but I guess it is OK once you attain my age, or become a grandfather. I am both, and am VERY blessed by my LORD and SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST!
GOD bless each and every one of you!
Here is the link:
Be sure and turn on the sound!
If the link is not ckickable, copy and paste.
3 MORE YEARS!
boberin said: r.a.m., assuming folks out your way still do things at least a tad democratically doesn’t the vote indicate that the majority feel that gays are just fellow humans trying their best to get along?
You know what they say about when you ASSuME, don't you boberin? When YOU ASSUME, U make an ASS of U and ME!
BOTH ordinaces that were passed by the Indianapolis City/County Council, #622, and #627, had OVERWHELMING support AGAINST passage! Both had been voted down just weeks ago, yet with the support of the local "liberal rag" the Indianapolis Star, U.S.Representative Julia Carson calling a meeting after the "gay rights" ordinance, and dressing down the Council, (aided by a loud, stirred up, angry group of extremeist gays), and the help of the local ACLU, BOTH were brought back up until they were voted into law. Now as libs like to scream, it is SETTLED law, (unlike things like the Patriot Act, that's a BAD law to a lib, so IT should be changed, and is NOT "settled law"!) lol
Hundreds of gays packed the room early, so no one else could get in. They certainly know about the "intimidation factor"!
Before the first vote, the lined the halls, and protestors to the ordinance were made to walk through them like a gauntlet! Someone organizes them well.
When the polls show that the VAST MAJORITY were against BOTH were done by a local SeeB.S. affiliate, (imagine that?!), it was NOT carried by the Indy Star. (imagine that?!)
Just trying to get along? Today's Star has an article about/by gays. It states in several areas that, there really have been no problems with gays being fired or refused housing. Guess that means even they know there is another "agenda" behind the "special rights" ordinance.
Oh bober, it also says what is next on their agenda. The blocking of a constitutional amendment banning "gay marriage"!
Who would have guessed? ;-)
The article is here:
As for your other misguilded attack on me, I too, think things should be handled on the local and state level. The problem is with left-wing extremeists, with immoral agenda's, have the money and time to KEEP bringing up ordinances and bills until they canSNEAK them through!
BTW, boberin, the picture of GWB is just to remind you, he will be CIC for three more years. Get used to it!
A R.A.M. News Exclusive!!!
For a limited time, in a joint effort between WGN-TV and Kay-Tel, they will be releasing a video that has not been seen for almost 20 years! It was the highest rated syndicated show ever broadcast, and has NOT been seen since. It has everything, suspense, intrigue, danger, and a surprize ending.
Just what every liberal on your list could want! It is hosted by one of the most well known celebrity/news reporters ever.
The name of the video?
"The Secret of Al Capone's Vault"!!!
Remember how disapointed and let down you felt when you first watched it? Remember how Dad said, "I wish I could get my hands on that &%#@$ing idiot"? Now you can relive that disapointment all over again for only $39.95. ($62.39 Canada)
If you act in the next 4 days, we will include a joke book which has extra long jokes, but absolutely NO punch lines.
Imagine the looks on your friends and coworkers faces when after 10 minutes of listening to your joke, you "leave 'em hanging", when you turn and just walk away!!!
WOW!----That's some good Geraldo-ing!!!! Ummmmmmmmm-um!
Just send me, R.A.M. your credit card number, along with the P.I.N., or a signed blank check, and I will give you a surprize that will top this video!!!
Oh, ---and Merry Christmas!!! Ho-ho-ho!
A R.A.M. News "Special Report"
R.A.M. News: For "See-BS", it is not enough to take "Christ" out of Christmas, lie about GWB with false reports of his National Guard service. Now they have a special about Pope John Paul II, played by the man who has lived his life so, that he is almost a saint!
Yes I am talking about the "perfect father figure"(just ask Angela Jolie), ex "Midnight Cowboy" Jon Voigt!
I was watching "See-BS" becuase that is the only way I can watch the "Colts", and was bombed by, "The MOST watched network's"(their claim, I don't personally believe it), self advertisements, which included, "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show", Dave Letterman, with Madonna, and Pope John Paul II.
Hard to imagine a more "Christmas-y" line-up! No wonder they are Number 1.
Although something over there at CBS smells more like "Number 2"!
Next report: Les Moonves to legally change name to "More Moonie-like"!
DOWNTOWN, NJ, November 29, 2005 -- Due to a number of factors beyond my control, this web site will cease operations on or around December 31, 2005.
As you probably know, this website was originally established during the vacuum created when Scott Ott over at ScrappleFace "permanently, temporarily, indefinitely" removed his comment section. As we all know now, Scott was simply transitioning between formats. As you also know, BlogEasy does not provide the same kind of interface and services to which we Scrapplers have become accustomed.
Furthermore, Scrapple Hungry does not employ a journalist with the talented writing skills of Scott Ott's stature. As a result, interest in Scrapple Hungry has waned significantly.
Finally, things are a bit hectic here at the offices of Scrapple Hungry. There's the holidays, other blogs to write for, school projects that need to be finished up before the end of the semester, and on top of everything else, Hawkeye® (Editor-in-Chief) has to go in for surgery. "Fortunately, it's nothing too serious", said Mr. Eye®. "But it's just another thing that will keep me from providing a top notch blog site".
Wishing you all the best during this holiday season, and always. I will see you soon at ScrappleFace or any number of the other spin-off blogs, including my own The View From Above at http://viewhigh.blogspot.com/
DOWNTOWN, NJ, November 24, 2005 -- Wishing everyone a happy, safe and healthful holiday. My prayers continue to go up for our recovering Scrapple friends. God bless you... God bless our brave heroes in harm's way... and God bless the United States of America. As always, my "best-est" regards to you and yours....
WASHINGTON, D.C., November 22, 2005 -- Vigorously attacked by Capitol Hill Democrats, President Bush acknowledged today that in the lead-up to the War in Iraq, he did indeed have better intelligence than did the members of Congress. Democrats have suggested that Bush's "better intelligence" would have led them to conclude that there were no WMDs in Iraq, and that Bush therefore manipulated the intelligence reports to "manufacture" an excuse to go to war.
"In reality", President Bush said, "I had much more intelligence than anyone on Capitol Hill. Even today, I probably have more intelligence than most of them combined."
When asked what he knew that Congressman and Senators might not have known, President Bush told reporters, "Look. I am not allowed to reveal any sources or classified information, but let's say this... I knew what Bill Clinton knew."
Bush continued... "I knew that a guy named Osama bin Laden -- the leader of Al-Qaeda -- was out to attack America (9/11/01 was a good clue). I knew that there was a group in Iraq called Ansar al-Islam, which was trained by Al-Qaeda. I knew that there was a guy named Abu Mussab al-Zarqawi in Iraq, who was trained by Al-Qaeda. I knew that Saddam Hussein was pursuing a nuclear weapon... which might fall into the hands of Zarqawi or Ansar al-Islam. I knew that Saddam Hussein had chemical weapons, and had used them on his own people. I knew that not all of Hussein's chemical weapons had been accounted for... weapons that might fall into bad hands. I knew that Saddam Hussein was pursuing biological weapons, that he had mobile bio truck labs, that he had Anthrax and Nerve Gas in quantities that were unaccounted for... again, weapons tht might fall into bad hands. I knew that he had given UNSCOM inspectors the run-around before throwing them out of Iraq in 1998. I knew that at least some Iraqis (who had no fear of Hussein's wrath) celebrated and cheered when the World Trade Center towers went down. I knew that Saddam Hussein had killed hundreds of thousands of his own people, tens of thousands of Iranians, and thousands of Kuwaitis. I knew that Saddam was a dictator... in fact, I knew that he was an unstable megalomaniac who could not be trusted under any circumstances."
When asked how he got this crucial information, Bush replied... "I guess I was the only one watching CNN and FoxNews."
WASHINGTON, D.C., November 15, 2005 -- Republicans in the U.S. Senate today rejected a move by Senate Democrats and RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) to force President Bush to outline a timetable for withdrawal of all U.S. forces from Iraq. Instead, the Republicans backed an alternative resolution urging that 2006 "should be a period of significant transition to full Iraqi sovereignty.... preferrably before the elections in November".
"We don't want to tell President Bush what to do", said one Republican Senate staffer, "but let's face it, if we don't do something about Iraq and Bush's poll numbers, we're gonna get slaughtered in the 2006 elections".
Rumors suggest that Karl Rove wants President Bush to begin airing commercials that highlight the president's 2002 State of the Union Address where he is repeatedly interrupted by applause...
Thanks to the work of our law enforcement officials and coalition partners, hundreds of terrorists have been arrested. Yet, tens of thousands of trained terrorists are still at large. These enemies view the entire world as a battlefield, and we must pursue them wherever they are. (Applause.) So long as training camps operate, so long as nations harbor terrorists, freedom is at risk. And America and our allies must not, and will not, allow it. (Applause.)
Our nation will continue to be steadfast and patient and persistent in the pursuit of two great objectives. First, we will shut down terrorist camps, disrupt terrorist plans, and bring terrorists to justice. And, second, we must prevent the terrorists and regimes who seek chemical, biological or nuclear weapons from threatening the United States and the world. (Applause.)
Our war on terror is well begun, but it is only begun. This campaign may not be finished on our watch -- yet it must be and it will be waged on our watch.
We can't stop short. If we stop now -- leaving terror camps intact and terror states unchecked -- our sense of security would be false and temporary. History has called America and our allies to action, and it is both our responsibility and our privilege to fight freedom's fight. (Applause.)
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