A Christmas Gift for the Liberals on your List

A R.A.M. News Exclusive!!!

For a limited time, in a joint effort between WGN-TV and Kay-Tel, they will be releasing a video that has not been seen for almost 20 years! It was the highest rated syndicated show ever broadcast, and has NOT been seen since. It has everything, suspense, intrigue, danger, and a surprize ending.

Just what every liberal on your list could want! It is hosted by one of the most well known celebrity/news reporters ever.

The name of the video?

"The Secret of Al Capone's Vault"!!!

Remember how disapointed and let down you felt when you first watched it? Remember how Dad said, "I wish I could get my hands on that &%#@$ing idiot"? Now you can relive that disapointment all over again for only $39.95. ($62.39 Canada)

If you act in the next 4 days, we will include a joke book which has extra long jokes, but absolutely NO punch lines.

Imagine the looks on your friends and coworkers faces when after 10 minutes of listening to your joke, you "leave 'em hanging", when you turn and just walk away!!!

WOW!----That's some good Geraldo-ing!!!! Ummmmmmmmm-um!

Just send me, R.A.M. your credit card number, along with the P.I.N., or a signed blank check, and I will give you a surprize that will top this video!!!

Oh, ---and Merry Christmas!!! Ho-ho-ho!

Fri Dec 9, 2005 9:19 pm MST by Hawkeye | Email Article |

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Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:32 am MST by Shelly

Kajun: The Canada price has nothing to do with the American $39.95 price. I simply charge an amount as to how I like a Country! The French price is $3,602.39. As for my payment, just go to Paypal and pay me through my e-mail address. For you there is a $30.00 discount, so it will only be $9.95 plus S&H! The S&H is $42.50 though, that is where the REAL money is!!! ;-)

Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:11 am MST by R.A.M.

Will fax the check, as soon as I learn your fax number.

Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:48 pm MST by kajun

I believe you have the Canadian and USD prices confuzed. The US Dollar has dropped in value against the Canadian Dollar, lately. My Canadian sales have increased, due to this.

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Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:22 pm MST by Mr. Baldo

Camo, Hawkeye: UHF was indeed a funny movie. "Kramer" was also on "Fridays", the weekly alternative to "SNL". It was verry funny. Not sure why it didn't last, or they don't have any of them on video. Maybe there were not enough episodes. I guess if it had been popular, we wouldn't have had "Kramer" on Seinfeld.

Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:35 am MST by R.A.M.

Hey Camo... That's a classic. I've got it on tape. It's even got Kramer from Seinfeld (before he was Kramer). Have a happy....

Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:19 pm MST by Hawkeye�

There was an absolutely HILARIOUS movie entitled "UHF" released a few years back, starring "Weird Al" Yankovic...in it, they spoofed a number of Geraldo Rivera's antics, that one included: Secrets of Al Capone's glove compartment. "I knew it! ROAD MAPS!!!" If you've never seen it, I give it THREE thumbs up...

Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:41 am MST by camojack

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