Jimmy Carter to Receive Brain Transplant

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Former President and partially functioning alltimers patient Jimmy Carter will enter Walter Reed Hospital next Wednesday to receive a brain transplant. Mr. Carter, best known for starting the hatred of the United States by Islam-o-facists, will receive the brain of a chimpanzee as the chimp has proven to have twice the IQ of the brain Carter is now using.

Rosalyn Carter offered her brain to be used, but after marrying Jimmy and staying married to him all these years, it is obvious that her brain is abnormal also.

Mr. Carter's only question was, "Will I still be able to play the piano?"

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Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:20 pm MST by Hawkeye | Email Article |

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That is a great scene!

Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:59 pm MST by Nylecoj

Maybe they could get the brain from the "killer rabbit" that attacked Mr. Peanut some time back...

Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:05 am MST by camojack

Nylecoj: I LOVE that movie! Especially the part with Gene Hackman and Peter Boyle, (Monster and the blind man). lol Hawkeye: There is any room unless they use liposuction to suck out all the fat that is between Carter's two ears. ;-) Carter is no "Wild and crazy guy!"

Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:29 am MST by RAM

Maybe his brain has shrunk so much, they don't need to replace the old one, just slap in another one. Then (drumroll please)... he'll be the 'Man with two brains'... bada bing! (:D) Regards...

Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:19 am MST by Hawkeye

the label on the jar said Abbie Normal.

Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:05 pm MST by Nylecoj

Jimmy Carter to Receive Brain Transplant

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