French Request U.S. Aid

French Request U.S. Aid

PARIS, France, November 4, 2005 -- According to top White House officials, who wish to remain anonymous about leaking classified information, Jacques Chirac and Dominique de Villepin (who is a man), contacted President Bush today and requested U.S. assistance to quell the rioting that started in Paris eight days ago and has now begun spreading to other parts of France. The French military was brought in to quell the violence, but they immediately surrendered to the rioters.

Although Bush would love the opportunity to show the French how it's done, according to one unnamed leaker Karl Rove has advised the President to go slow and take a wait-and-see attitude. Our sources suggest that Rove does not feel this is the appropriate time to send troops into another Islamic country.

Democratic insiders are delighted at the prospect of another "quagmire" for the Administration. "If we go in now", said a DNC strategist, "it could be years before we get out of France. Bush has no exit strategy. 2008 is looking better all the time!"

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Comment Or suicide-bobming your wedding?

Wed Nov 9, 2005 4:19 pm MST by Shelly

Comment Jackie--- Or... when it's burning your automobiles, schools and stores? Regards, HawkeyeŽ

Wed Nov 9, 2005 10:54 am MST by HawkeyeŽ

Comment You guys are being far too hard on the poor and disenfranchised youth in Paris. Can't you recognise a cry for help when it's chopping your head off?

Wed Nov 9, 2005 4:12 am MST by Jackie

Comment KAAAjun, That last post flew off before I was done. We miss you VERY much when you're not around. WELCOME BACK.

Wed Nov 9, 2005 4:10 am MST by Jackie

Comment KAAAAAjun!! I'm so happy to see you blogging again ! You are the scrappy one and DON'T EVER CHANGE!!wE MISS YOU VERY MUCH

Wed Nov 9, 2005 4:08 am MST by Jackie

Comment Hey Kajun! I am new to Scrappleface, but all I have been hearing about (besides the pointing out of Liberals idiotic views) is how wonderful you are! I am hoping and praying for a speedy recovery for you. God bless you!

Tue Nov 8, 2005 11:19 am MST by NY_Joe

Comment Hey Kajun! Great to hear that you are back online. Hope to hear that you are fully up and at um' very soon. Best wishes!

Tue Nov 8, 2005 10:17 am MST by Jersey Guy

Comment Hey Kajun! I am new to Scrappleface, but all I have been hearing about (besides the pointing out of Liberals idiotic views) is how wonderful you are! I am hoping and praying for a speedy recovery for you. God bless you!

Tue Nov 8, 2005 10:05 am MST by NY_Joe

Comment Prayers up for Kajun and Camojacks Pappy!

Tue Nov 8, 2005 8:58 am MST by imp

Comment God's blessings upon you, kajun, and may you heal quickly from this latest incident. We're praying for you. Very funny post, Hawkeye!! :-)

Tue Nov 8, 2005 8:19 am MST by 'da Bunny

Comment Camo -- Please ignore my earlier comment. DUH! I just looked down at the comment you wrote yesterday (and which I read yesterday) and which I completely forgot about. It must be the strain of too many blogs. I'm turning into a blog-apalegic (paralyzed from too many blogs).... Anyway, my prayers are with your dad as well. Best regards, HawkeyeŽ

Mon Nov 7, 2005 8:04 pm MST by HawkeyeŽ

Comment Camojack So sorry to learn of your Father's accident.Please relay my best wishes and prayers for his recovery.Does he live near you?If he is anything like his son then he will rise up from the ashes. The strong character gene must be passed down.You are from good stock.

Mon Nov 7, 2005 6:58 pm MST by Maggie

Comment Hey Camo ---- I musta missed something. I hope your dad is OK. What should I be praying for? Regards, HawkeyeŽ

Mon Nov 7, 2005 7:05 am MST by HawkeyeŽ

Comment Thanks to those who are praying for my Pappy...

Mon Nov 7, 2005 3:22 am MST by camojack

Comment 'nuff said I despise those wimps, who our fathers and grandads DIED for! DIED! SHOT DEAD! FOR WHAT?????? Sorry for the language, can't say it any other way.

Sun Nov 6, 2005 7:06 pm MST by Libby le Phuck Phrance

Comment I'm praying for evryone on here. It seems a bunch of us are under attack but God heals all. As for that Islame-o Pwrench country, "Let them eat cheese with their cake." They shall reap what they've sown. They let them all in while doing the oil for food stuff and now they wonder what happened. That's why we should be praying for peace. Yes as we get closer to the second coming we should be blessing the lost with prayer and brotherhood. It hurts them when we forgive them. The Torr -or- ists want to destroy the west. So do the Chinese. I'm not afraid of dying but when we're asked what we did to save the lost...I don't want to say...Ah, gee. Save who? As for Lazy faire, The UN can send in ???

Sun Nov 6, 2005 2:55 pm MST by Angus the Scot

Comment The Pfrench must go to the UN. I'm sure they would be glad to help. They could send some Freedom Fighting Palestinians to 'keep the Peace process going". Kajun, bless your heart, I'm so glad you're here,I'm reading you just fine. Camo ,sorry to hear about your Dad,I just got goose-bumps all over. Tell him to just relax and be patient.Do what the Docs and Therapists tell you. Trying to speed the process up yourself,just makes it worse,at our age.(Heck, he probably isn't as old as I am.)

Sun Nov 6, 2005 1:34 pm MST by prettyold

Comment The Pfrench must go to the UN. I'm sure they would be glad to help. They could send some Freedom Fighting Palestinians to 'keep the Peace process going". Kajun, bless your heart, I'm so glad you're here,I'm reading you just fine. Camo ,sorry to hear about your Dad,I just got goose-bumps all over. Tell him to just relax and be patient.Do what the Docs and Therapists tell you. Trying to speed the process up yourself,just makes it worse,at our age.(Heck, he probably isn't as old as I am.)

Sun Nov 6, 2005 1:33 pm MST by prettyold

Comment P.S. I am STILL praying for your dad too camo!

Sun Nov 6, 2005 9:03 am MST by Just plain R.A.M.

Comment Kajun: GOD bless you!!! We are all praying for you! As for the new story I was going to post, I am just too tired, but I have it on good authority that Jacque Chiraq has purchased a violin/fiddle on ebay that supposedly once belonged to Emperor Nero and is "playing away"!

Sun Nov 6, 2005 9:01 am MST by R.A.M. News Inc.

Comment KAJUN! -- Yes, it really is good to hear from you. God's blessings on you sir. You're loved. Regards, HawkeyeŽ

Sun Nov 6, 2005 7:26 am MST by HawkeyeŽ

Comment France can wait and wait and wait. The Freedom that they so enjoy is bearing the fruits of thier labors. What do you do when you get sour grapes? Well make whine. As they say, make love not war. Shari Law in the bedroom, supoose they'll wish they had the partriot act instead. Say la vie... (an I nah goin t'apologize fer nah spilling da french rite)

Sun Nov 6, 2005 6:13 am MST by mig

Comment R.A.M. said what I was going to, basically. Although I may have been the "someone" to whom he refers as pointing it out at ScrappleFace. KAJUN!!! Great to hear from you, bro'! My father has a new ramp at his house now, too. About 2˝ weeks ago, he fell while attempting to effect repairs to his leaky roof...his left tibia is in 30 some odd pieces now.

Sat Nov 5, 2005 11:45 pm MST by camojack

Comment About ywo yeaes ago, I had a heart attack, and rhis ywae i've had several mini strikes, Then lasr week I had a grand mal stroke, but as of 8:00 yhis morning, i had made it anothwe ywar, My son and 3 of my grandsons spent the dau building me a deck and ramp for my wheelchair. I am blessed, kajun

Sat Nov 5, 2005 9:29 pm MST by kajun

Comment Not an appropriate time to send troops into another Islamic country Very fummy

Sat Nov 5, 2005 7:12 pm MST by Nylecoj

Comment R.A.M. --- GOOD ONE!!! I like that one best.... "who is NOT a woman". Regards, HawkeyeŽ

Sat Nov 5, 2005 4:41 pm MST by HawkeyeŽ

Comment I agree, the wait and see plan sounds good. I mean, it's France right? They have NO effect on our national interests, and heck, they haven't even got any OIL! Why would we go there? Duh.

Sat Nov 5, 2005 8:47 am MST by MargeinMI

Comment I think the "wait and see" attitude is the way to go, I would think that liberals would simply think the rioters/insurgents/freedom fighter/protestors, are simply expressing their "right" to dissent, are they not? Maybe we should even wait for a few dozen "U.N. resolutions first. In the mean time, let them eat "yellow cake"! BTW, as was pointed out by someone on ScrappleFace, it may be more appropriate to state that Dominique, is not a "man", but a "male"!, although, maybe we should even say, Dominique (who is NOT a woman)?

Sat Nov 5, 2005 7:19 am MST by R.A.M.

Comment Rove wasn't too keen on "goose-stepping" his way over to bail out the cheese-eating surrender monkeys. He heard that the French like their <i> fois gras </i> too much. Unnamed leakers have indicated that the Gallic <i>ami</i>, Jacques Kerrie, might consider going to the negotiating table since he had had experience in the Vietnam Paris Peace Talks. When he locates his lucky hat, the City of Lights will rely less on fuel-flamed illumination, he vows. Taking his cue from Joe Wilson, he'll have to clear the decision with the covert agent Valerie Flame, er Plame.

Fri Nov 4, 2005 6:43 pm MST by onlineanalyst

Comment OH!HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Too daumed funny!

Fri Nov 4, 2005 2:00 pm MST by imp

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