Al-Qaeda Announces Wider Jihad

Al-Qaeda Announces Wider Jihad

AMMAN, Jordan -- An unnamed spokesman for Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of capture, torture, and execution, announced today via wireless internet connection from a secret cave somewhere outside Amman Jordan, that Al-Qaeda is now widening its Jihad, or "holy-war". The first evidence of that widening apparently came with the bombing of three hotels here in Amman yesterday.

The spokesman, who identified himself only as Abu Screeman-Deen Al-Zarcoward, made an impassioned statement saying, "First we're gonna bomb 'em in Jordan. Then we're gonna bomb 'em in Kuwait. Then we're gonna bomb 'em in Saudi Arabia. Then we're gonna go to Britain, and Germany, and France, and Switzerland, and Austria, and Poland. Then we're gonna take this campaign right to the White House in Washington, D.C..... YEEEAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!"

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Comment Shelly, Thanks for the heads up... I will check it out. HawkeyeŽ

Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:43 pm MST by HawkeyeŽ

Comment Maggie, Yeah.... I guess I'm writng for two blogs now. I don't know how long I can keep it up. It's hard enough trying to come up with material for one blog, let alone two. To get some background on WHY I started this blog, click on "About this Site" in the upper right hand corner of the page. Or, you can click on "Archive" and read some of the very first articles. Best regards, HawkeyeŽ

Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:41 pm MST by HawkeyeŽ

Comment Don't mean to be redundant, but if you haven't been to Face lately, you need to check Pat'sRick's site. He is in need of encouragement and prayer.

Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:15 pm MST by Shelly

Comment Now I am confused.I haven't been reading this site because it was for Scrappleface comments. Hawkeye,do you now write for two sites?You got some 'spalin' to do.

Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:45 pm MST by Magie

Comment Bein' a Martyr, Don't make you smartyr.

Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:44 pm MST by prettyold

Comment Hawkeye, Glad I found you here. I tried to respond to your question on the "Face" site regarding the "Lollipop League" question. I was trying to tell you that I remembered it being the "Lollipop Guild" but thats what I get for becoming a father at age 25, 29, 36 & 43. I shouldn't have been able to remember that after all these years if I had retained my insanity.

Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:53 pm MST by TRH

Comment Oops, didn't mean to be anonymous. Guess that's what this little name box is for.

Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:37 pm MST by Shelly

Comment Abu Screemin Dean al Zarcoward? MAHvelous, Hawkeye. Talk about ululating.

Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:36 pm MST by Anonymous

Comment Meesa thinks the world of Islam is starting to see the hole these [self deleted] are making for themselves. BTW, how is it we know the EXACT number of American soldiers dead, yet no tally of PEACE BOMBERS SENDING THEMSELVES TO 72 VIRGINS WITH LEFT OVER VESTS ON THEIR BLOWN AWAY SOULS? What a crock!

Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:58 pm MST by Libby Gone™

Comment OK, let's try that again. "Funnier" is indeed a word. And you're right (also correct) that Dean is dangerous... not only to the political system but to our troops in harm's way. His actions undermine our credibility around the world and give aid and comfort to the enemy.

Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:21 am MST by HawkeyeŽ

Comment Not sure exactly why, but somehow the old statement Allan Funt used to say at the end of "Candid Camera" comes to mind, albeit a "bit" altered. "And remember, don't be surprized, if somewhere, someday, someone steps up to you and says, "BOOM", you're on "Jihad Camera!"

Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:16 am MST by R.A.M.

Comment This story, (while funny), would be funnier, (is that a word?), if Dean were not the actual danger to the American political system that he is.

Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:11 am MST by R.A.M.

Comment My guess would be... not until they run out of bombs or dupes... er, make that "martyrs".

Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:11 am MST by HawkeyeŽ

Comment How long are they going to keep blowing up themselves and their fellows?!

Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:27 am MST by camojack

Comment Hey everybody, be sure and check out the Mr. Baldo song parody on the Bush/Cheney thread. Regards, HawkeyeŽ

Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:10 am MST by HawkeyeŽ

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