Terrell Owens joins

Terrell Owens joins "Secret" Club

Recently suspended by the Philidelphia Eagles, T.O. (Terrell Owens), has joined a super-dooper secret club known as, "Why can't people see how great I am?" The club was going to be called, "I don't get no respect!", but they decided against it after contact with an attorney for the Rodney Dangerfield estate.

R.A.M. news asked Owens what he thought about the Eagles suspending him. Owens responded, "Those management people keep saying that there ain't no 'I' in team. Hey, I can spell. I looked at that word over and over and there ain't no 'WE' in team either!"

"The 4 games 'I' lost this year, I wasn't really tryin', that's why those other guys lost! As long as I have my agent telling how great I am I don't need anybody but my new club and him!"

The club has only two other members besides Owens, Jeff George, and Dennis (Worm) Rodman. There would be more members but, no hollywood celebrities or Democrat politicians are allowed.

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Comment Camojack, Nothing personal against the people of Philly.... I just like the Steelers better. Sorry 'bout that. HawkeyeŽ

Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:56 am MST by HawkeyeŽ

Comment Kajun, I think that's the better end of the state, if you ask me. Best regards...

Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:44 pm MST by HawkeyeŽ

Comment My people are drom the Steeler end of the State.

Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:46 pm MST by kajun

Comment Good one, Mr. Eye!

Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:19 am MST by camojack

Comment Tantrum Oriented???

Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:06 am MST by HawkeyeŽ

Comment T.O.=Time Off, Time Out, Take Off, Too Obstinate, Terribly Obstructionist...I could go on, but those will suffice. So sez THIS Philly boy!

Wed Nov 9, 2005 10:03 pm MST by camojack

Comment I need to apologize for bringing up Dennis Rodman's name. After I wrote this article, I turned on Fox & Friends this morning and there was the "Worm". It seems he is going to stage some stunt tomorrow morning in N.Y. that he says will outdo his wedding dress stunt. This is to promote his new book, "I should be dead by now!" On that topic, I think we can agree. I had no idea he was like Beetlejuice. I really didn't say his name 3 times. Not to worry, I don't think Jeff George will be appearing anytime soon, as he is back here in Indy helping(?) his alma mata H.S. football team at Warren Central.

Wed Nov 9, 2005 5:43 pm MST by R.A.M.

Comment Wait, wait, wait! The president of that club is none other than Randy, I only play when I feel like it, Moss! Him leaving is the only reason I actually hoped the Vikings would do well this year. Not sure....how are da Raidas doing WITH him?

Wed Nov 9, 2005 2:52 pm MST by upnorthlurkin

Comment Hooey --- Thanks for stopping by... Sorry, but HTML don't work here (except in the main articles). Saw your post about the Papal overlords. Hmmm, VERY INTERESTING (in best German accent). Regards, HawkeyeŽ

Wed Nov 9, 2005 10:50 am MST by HawkeyeŽ

Comment Hey R.A.M. --- You gotta remember to put a byline in at the top (you know like... BY R.A.M..... so people can give you the credit). Better yet, I'll send you an E-mail and tell you how you can post articles with your own name at the bottom. Best regards, HawkeyeŽ

Tue Nov 8, 2005 8:27 pm MST by HawkeyeŽ

Comment I got a secret club for that arrogant [self delete} It resembles a baseball bat.

Tue Nov 8, 2005 6:29 pm MST by Libby Gone™

Comment Sounds like a contender for the 'Get Over Yourself Award.'

Tue Nov 8, 2005 4:57 pm MST by MargeinMI

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